An introduction.

Well, your here at my page so you probably already have some idea of who i am. If you still have no idea, read this….

Hello, i am Ben, i make videos on the internet for your enjoyment, though, my videos arent really to be enjoyed, theyre more or less just there to annoy you, like sunlight bouncing off of a surface when your trying to watch t.v, and when you have been taken to the point of implosion, you shut the curtains, thats the best and therefore the only way that i can describe the 3 minute long abominations that are….’my videos’.

Im currently in and out of jobs, im attempting to save money for a decent camera that isnt directly attached to my computer, then i can start making some real ‘masterpieces’. But until then you will notice that i have succumbed to the latest online craze that is, the Vlog. Vlogging is a form of viral videos where you basically chat to the camera for anywhere between 1 – 10 minutes. If youre crap at vlogging, stop making videos and delete your youtube account, if youre okay then stick around and slowly build up a fanbase worth recognizing, before re-kindling your social life when you inevitably get bored and swiftly come to the realisation that you are not famous outside of social networking websites, i repeat: YOU ARE NOT FAMOUS IN THE REAL WORLD.

…….Unless you go to gatherings…..

So i imagine thats all you need to know, or far more than you wanted, either way, i officially declare you INTRODUCED! to my crazy cray universe.

Enjoy it. Theres milk and elf based cookies.